![]() ![]() Customisation: New paths and new extendable flower bed.Updated UI: Added text search to student and staff lists.And the fact that kids raised on iPads could still get excited about a bunch of IRL dollies can only be a good thing.Here’s the full Two Point Campus update 1.5 patch notes: But a quick 360 echoed the nurse's point: people were stoked to be there. Packed to the gills with cheaply-made wares marked up 300 or 400 percent, the doll hospital is ethereal and opportunistic and absurd. ![]() It's easy to rip on a place like BabyLand because it is, by definition, ridiculous. Steady streams of people roll through the place year-round, ranging from families to tour buses of senior citizens to the highly-esteemed members of the Collector's Club. There aren't many more options around beyond donning a set of scrubs and shuffling around inside the retail wonderland. She explains that she's from Cleveland and BabyLand is sort of it. Why does she work here? This nurse is responsible for controlling the BabyLand Facebook page. I find a bored-looking nurse and ask what her deal is. Children are still independently interested in Cabbage Patch Kids, as evidenced by the enormous swarm present at Babyland on a random July Saturday afternoon. In a way, the idea of hyperstimulated kids choosing " vinyl-faced dolls" with vacant expressions slicked across their doughy cheeks and plastic marble eyes over iPads seemed charming. Ethereal children's voices sing over piped music from the porch out into the expansive parking lot-which, to my surprise, was pretty full. An ivory porch wraps around the building, with roomy rocking chairs and sturdy, overcompensating columns. Gone with the Wind shit." He wasn't wrong. It looks, as my photographer eloquently offered, "like some fucking legit plantation mansion. The doll hospital sits proudly at the top of a rolling, well-manicured hill. It has a vaguely charming downtown area, and it's close to the mountains, but that's about it. All Cabbage Patch Kids are delivered in a weird-ass vestibule: BabyLand General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia, a place where people can come and witness a "live birth."Ĭleveland isn't known for much. ![]() It was important to the Cabbage Patch backstory that these wholesome toys couldn't come into our mortal world by the vaginal canal. ![]()
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